Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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