we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
