I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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