its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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