before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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