One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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