The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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