make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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