I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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