we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Operation Purity has been aborted
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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