If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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