if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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