I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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