would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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