The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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