C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Did I show you my penis last night?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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