What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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