Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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