Christians are straight up FREAKS
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
this is an emotional support booty call
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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