I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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