I'm really into asian looking animals
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea