The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.