dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.