We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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