guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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