My friends, they love my intelligence
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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