is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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I understand Curling. That high.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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