whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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