Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just tell him i said nine months
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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