Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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