My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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