My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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