you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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