your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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