Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We are two peas in an std pod
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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