O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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