We're facebook friends in real life
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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