Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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