i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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