haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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