Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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