I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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