Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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