He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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