i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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