the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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