Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(240): View more from Maryland

How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?

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what?

(479): View more from Arkansas

your penis

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(650): View more from California

you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"

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(862): View more from New Jersey

watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

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doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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(214): View more from Texas

That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.

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(817): View more from Texas

Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess

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(330): View more from Ohio

Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.

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