Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.