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  oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'

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• (323): View more from California

  I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party

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• (801): View more from Utah

  At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see

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• (714): View more from California

  I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.

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  DAD WTF

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.

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