why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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