Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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