fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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