Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
