you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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