Its about making memories worth repressing
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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