Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My dick has a subreddit
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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