if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
