Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Rumble strips road head = magical
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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