Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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